Once upon a time, a man would meet a woman, they’d exchange
phone numbers, make a date and learn
about each other by sharing experiences
together. In today’s hyper-connected world
of tweets and Instagram photos, we start
learning about our potential mates the second they “friend” us online — often
before we’ve even met them in person. One benefit of digital courtship is that it
gives you a chance to spot any red flags
before you’ve invested any real time or
effort with a new woman. For instance, if
your new love interest has a mean streak,
it’ll probably come out somewhere on her Facebook profile. The same applies if she’s
hung up on her ex or hits the bottle a little
too often. Once you know how to spot the
clues, you can decide if the woman you
found online is really the type you’re
looking for. 10. The Overly Dramatic Girl
Cryptic, attention-seeking messages should
tell you that the woman you are interested
in is likely passive-aggressive and high
maintenance. 9. The Insecure Girl
A woman who posts about how ugly she
feels either has serious self-esteem issues
or is so desperate for praise that she’ll
regularly fish for compliments on Facebook 8. The Heavy Drinker
Sure, she sounds like a good time — the
kind of girl who’ll lead a drunken singalong
at a packed bar. But she won’t be nearly as
cute when you’re cleaning puke out of her
hair or trying to win an argument with her while she’s sh*tfaced 7. The Spiritual Catchphrase Girl
We respect a woman who makes a
concerted effort to improve herself.
Peddling spiritual mumbo-jumbo in a status
update doesn’t qualify in the same way that
putting on a policeman’s uniform doesn’t make you a cop 6. The Ex Stalker
Any mention of an ex-boyfriend should
immediately freeze your intentions with a
new girl. If she’s bashing her ex all over her
profile, she hasn’t gotten over him. Move
on. 5. The Serial Complainer
If the woman you are wooing is so offended
over a traffic jam or a snooty barista that
she needs to vent rage all over her
Facebook, then she’s probably a serial
complainer who gets off on being miserable 4. The Ultimatum Giver
For some people, offering an opinion just
isn’t enough. They need to follow it up with
an ultimatum like, “If you are a typical
hypocrite, go ahead and unfriend me right
now!” Do yourself a favor. Take the bait. Unfriend her! 3. The Confrontational Girl
Similar to the Ultimatum Giver, the
Confrontational Girl seems to seek out and
thrive on conflict. Any arguments with her
will eventually boil down to who can scream
louder and longer. You’ve been warned. 2. The Manic Pixie
Yup, she’s sweet and genuine. But, really,
how long until her ridiculous level of
excitement about every little thing starts to
drive you insane? I mean, come on, seeing a
purple butterfly is really not that random! 1. The Notice-Me
Nothing passes her by. She comments on
every facebook pictures and posts. She
judges, praises and criticises….
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